Funny Jokes!!!

threeoldladies.jpg

Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things.

One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

The second lady says, “Oh, thats nothing! The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly, “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”

bike riding

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anybody know of any good bike tracks around warrandyte?

 thanks :)

relaxation!

just wondering… After a stressful year last year, i am looking for some kind of relaxation… does anyone know of any good meditation or yoga classes? (or have any other ideas?) I live in warrandyte, so somewhere around that area would be best, but i am open to any suggestions!

meditate.jpg    much appreciated  :D :)

JEn

music

just wondering if anyone has heard of or likes the work of Nick Cave?

nick cave

baby photos!

i thought i would start a post of baby photos - i love looking at baby photos and comparing them to adult or current photos. anyone want to participatE? (i like the baby one better!) see any resemblance?

me at 15 monthsme at 18

nook stuff

Hi everyone, just wondering… if i want to reply to a particular person who has responded to a comment or something, how do i do that? do i just type the message in the reply box down the bottom of the page? but doesnt that go to everyone?

so is there any way of posting a comment to just one individual?

thanks a bunch :)      Jen

jelly the skellyhere is the pic of jelly :)

sorry - i am new to this and forgot to drop and drag! But here is the skeleton!

here is the skeleton :)

I thought i should post a picture of Jelly the Skelly - my boney friend  :D

uni

Anyone going to Deakin next year?  

my first post

Hi everyone! my name is Jen and i am 18 years old. I finished year 12 last year and will soon be heading off to university! yay! I dont have a lot to say in this post… so it will end very soon… but as soon as i think of something else to write i will post again!

I am in love with anything medical, anatomical or physiological. So much so that I have a life size skeleton in my room! His name is Jelly the Skelly! For a halloween joke i put him in my parents room at night and put a torch underneath him to make spooky shadows on the roof :)

If you read this - please post a comment, i am very friendly :)

 

Jen



Nook

Profile

jellybeanjen

Hi everyone! My name is Jen and i am super clumsy! Anything that is within a 10 metre radius of me, i can almost guaruntee i will run into it (even door frames!. I play a lot of sport and tend to spend a lot of time on the ground! I love anything relating to anatomy or physiology or anything medical and my favourite telly show is All Saints. I am currently at Deakin University studying a combined degree of Nursing and Applied Science (psychology) - and absolutely loving it! :)

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